honestly im just really lazy, and while these sex-driven mongrels are only here because you're a girl, they've already said everything there is to say.
i tried.
あなたは狂気の神です for today, since your b-day was on tuesday, monday, and sunday. You sir, jabe achieved a whole new level of insanity. WORSHIP HIM! FOR HE IS THE GOD OF INSANITY! KYOUKI NO KAMI!